Here is another Healthy recipe for all u scholars out there, who burn midnight oil, who overpower their strong urge to go, and have fun in the dreamlands, and all that.
This one is quite healthy as compared to the one before, ingredients are the same, its a type of salad, you might have know this, but its quite tasty. I call this "Salad, with White Sauce". This is actually my sister's find. I just take credit of publishing it in my blog.
Ingredients:
2 Boiled Potatoes
2 Carrots
2 Tomatoes
2-4 Cabbage Leaves
2 Onions
(any other salad veggies you can think of)
Salt and pepper according to taste
Chaat Masala for that indian touch
for the white sauce you require
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk or 1/2 cup evaporated milk and 1/2 cup water
Recipe:
To make white sauce,
Melt butter in a sauce pan and whisk in flour and salt until smooth. Gradually stir in cold milk, cooking over direct heat and stirring constantly until sauce boils; reduce heat slightly and continue to stir until sauce becomes smooth and thick. When sauce thickens, simmer for an additional 10 minutes over very low heat, stirring occasionally.
Stir carefully to avoid lumps. If sauce becomes lumpy, use a stick blender or rotary beater to blend out lumps or else press through a sieve. Wondra flour may be used to great advantage since this flour does not have a tendency to lump.
To make our Salad,
Chop all our ingredients. Dont chop them into very small pieces, instead chop so as to get a better quantity. Mix them all up in a big mixing bowl, along with the white sauce, along with some salt and pepper according to taste, also if you wanna add some chaat masala. Put this in your fridge for 20 mins, and cool salad is ready for you to eat. Bon Appetite!!
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Do you have it in you???
Do you have the skills to make it in a computer driven, increasingly online world?
Your immediate, knee-jerk reaction may be "Yes! Of course I have the skills.
I know how to send and receive email and surf the web.
I can even download and install files."
Well, three or four years ago, email, Web surfing and downloading files qualified you as "electronically literate," but not any more! Computer and online survival skills now encompass much more than that.
Surviving in an online world involves maintaining a high degree of "electronic literacy," which means focusing on and developing skills in the following areas:
** Personal Computer skills **
In the old days of 1998, the ability to use a computer, keyboard and mouse rated anyone as computer-literate.
In fact, you were a real pro if you could burn a CD, scan documents and manipulate digital pictures.
Fast forward to today and "personal computer skills" carries a whole new meaning. You must know how to maintain and update not only anti-virus, but "anti-spyware," and firewall software too.
You also need to understand how operating with Windows ME, or 2000, or XP will affect your ability to use certain software along with specific security precautions to avoid trouble from hackers.
** Internet Skills **
In the bygone era of 1998, friends considered you an online genius if you possessed basic surfing and navigation skills.
They watched in awe as you used search engines like InfoSeek.com (a long-defunct search engine) to find and download programs, pictures, and information on specific topics.
Now electronic literacy means the ability to set up, upload, and maintain basic web pages and blogs.
It also means understanding terms such as "RSS" and "news aggregator" because that's the next generation of how information will get disseminated online (and it arrives for the masses this year).
** Email Skills **
Perhaps the most deceptively simple of all the areas of electronic literacy, email actually presents the most challenges for keeping up with the times.
Previously, clicking the "send and receive" button meant you were proficient at using email.
Now, because of spam, viruses and "phishing scams" (identity theft schemes delivered through email), email requires a whole new set of skills, "street smarts" and software just to survive.
You must understand how to use an email "preview" program such as MailWasher.net to eliminate spam and virus email messages before they ever reach your computer.
You also must learn to protect your identity and avoid "phishing scams" by learning to recognize and defend against online con-artist tactics.
** Buy or Borrow Expertise **
Though you should constantly upgrade your skills through personal education, nobody can do or know it all (except maybe your know-it-all bother in law).
The good news is that you can always buy or borrow someone else's expertise to solve any online challenge.
A prime example of outsourcing in the consumer market is all the little stores popping up in strip malls to help you sell your stuff on eBay.
Through outsourcing, online survival skills can also mean taking what was previously the exclusive realm of computer geeks and making it as easy as dropping off the dry cleaning.
Your immediate, knee-jerk reaction may be "Yes! Of course I have the skills.
I know how to send and receive email and surf the web.
I can even download and install files."
Well, three or four years ago, email, Web surfing and downloading files qualified you as "electronically literate," but not any more! Computer and online survival skills now encompass much more than that.
Surviving in an online world involves maintaining a high degree of "electronic literacy," which means focusing on and developing skills in the following areas:
** Personal Computer skills **
In the old days of 1998, the ability to use a computer, keyboard and mouse rated anyone as computer-literate.
In fact, you were a real pro if you could burn a CD, scan documents and manipulate digital pictures.
Fast forward to today and "personal computer skills" carries a whole new meaning. You must know how to maintain and update not only anti-virus, but "anti-spyware," and firewall software too.
You also need to understand how operating with Windows ME, or 2000, or XP will affect your ability to use certain software along with specific security precautions to avoid trouble from hackers.
** Internet Skills **
In the bygone era of 1998, friends considered you an online genius if you possessed basic surfing and navigation skills.
They watched in awe as you used search engines like InfoSeek.com (a long-defunct search engine) to find and download programs, pictures, and information on specific topics.
Now electronic literacy means the ability to set up, upload, and maintain basic web pages and blogs.
It also means understanding terms such as "RSS" and "news aggregator" because that's the next generation of how information will get disseminated online (and it arrives for the masses this year).
** Email Skills **
Perhaps the most deceptively simple of all the areas of electronic literacy, email actually presents the most challenges for keeping up with the times.
Previously, clicking the "send and receive" button meant you were proficient at using email.
Now, because of spam, viruses and "phishing scams" (identity theft schemes delivered through email), email requires a whole new set of skills, "street smarts" and software just to survive.
You must understand how to use an email "preview" program such as MailWasher.net to eliminate spam and virus email messages before they ever reach your computer.
You also must learn to protect your identity and avoid "phishing scams" by learning to recognize and defend against online con-artist tactics.
** Buy or Borrow Expertise **
Though you should constantly upgrade your skills through personal education, nobody can do or know it all (except maybe your know-it-all bother in law).
The good news is that you can always buy or borrow someone else's expertise to solve any online challenge.
A prime example of outsourcing in the consumer market is all the little stores popping up in strip malls to help you sell your stuff on eBay.
Through outsourcing, online survival skills can also mean taking what was previously the exclusive realm of computer geeks and making it as easy as dropping off the dry cleaning.
Data Loss is your Loss ... Back it up!!
Its just a matter of time before you experience a hard drive problem. Are you prepared to loose your data? If your hard drive crashed right now do you have an action plan to follow?
Most people only think of backing up their data after they experience a problem. Don't set yourself up for a data loss disaster.
Your data integrity action plan should consist of the following:
1) How often you will back up your data
2) What data you will back up
3) What back up procedure you will use
How often you back up your data can only be determined by how important you feel it is. Answer this question "If my hard drive crashed right now, I would be alright if I had the data from at least (time) ago".
Of course you would want everything but if you could have the data from 1 month, or 6 months ago would that be sufficient? Whatever time is sufficient mark it on your calendar both a hard copy and set up a meeting on your PC to remind you.
You change your smoke detector batteries when you turn your clock back and when you turn it ahead right? Well back up your data then too.
If you don't change your clocks then pick some holidays or special dates that happen close to the timeframe you want to back up your data so you won't forget.
What data you back up depends on how you use your PC. Some of the key directories, if you are using Windows, are the My Documents, Favorites and Desktop directories.
Remember if you are using multiple profiles on your PC then the three directories above can be different for each profile and each one would need to be backed up.
You will also want to include your email data. Don't forget to write down the email accounts you have. You should also write down any username and passwords so they are not lost. You should look at every directory to see if it has information that you would need.
Make a list of all the software programs you are using. If you have the physical CDs put them all together in a safe location.
Don't forget the CDs for your peripherals like your scanner, digital camera, PDA etc… Collecting these CDs may remind you of additional data that you need to back up.
If you are running software that you installed from downloaded files, burn them to a CD-R and add it to your collection. If you use a CD-R or DVD-R you can update it as you download and install new applications.
What procedure you use to back up your data can be determined by the amount of data you want to back up. Your data might fit onto a CD or DVD in which case you just need to burn it and you're done.
If it spans multiple DVDs then you might want to consider getting a second hard drive to copy your data onto. If you are not comfortable with adding a second internal hard drive or you are using a laptop then you can purchase an external hard drive to back up your data.
The information you have on your hard drive could disappear in a flash. If you don't want to spend up to $3,000 to have a data recovery company retrieve what information they can from your hard drive, then take a few minutes right now and create your back up action plan.
If you ever have a data emergency your action plan will be your insurance policy. If you adhere to it, your valuable data will adhere to you!
Most people only think of backing up their data after they experience a problem. Don't set yourself up for a data loss disaster.
Your data integrity action plan should consist of the following:
1) How often you will back up your data
2) What data you will back up
3) What back up procedure you will use
How often you back up your data can only be determined by how important you feel it is. Answer this question "If my hard drive crashed right now, I would be alright if I had the data from at least (time) ago".
Of course you would want everything but if you could have the data from 1 month, or 6 months ago would that be sufficient? Whatever time is sufficient mark it on your calendar both a hard copy and set up a meeting on your PC to remind you.
You change your smoke detector batteries when you turn your clock back and when you turn it ahead right? Well back up your data then too.
If you don't change your clocks then pick some holidays or special dates that happen close to the timeframe you want to back up your data so you won't forget.
What data you back up depends on how you use your PC. Some of the key directories, if you are using Windows, are the My Documents, Favorites and Desktop directories.
Remember if you are using multiple profiles on your PC then the three directories above can be different for each profile and each one would need to be backed up.
You will also want to include your email data. Don't forget to write down the email accounts you have. You should also write down any username and passwords so they are not lost. You should look at every directory to see if it has information that you would need.
Make a list of all the software programs you are using. If you have the physical CDs put them all together in a safe location.
Don't forget the CDs for your peripherals like your scanner, digital camera, PDA etc… Collecting these CDs may remind you of additional data that you need to back up.
If you are running software that you installed from downloaded files, burn them to a CD-R and add it to your collection. If you use a CD-R or DVD-R you can update it as you download and install new applications.
What procedure you use to back up your data can be determined by the amount of data you want to back up. Your data might fit onto a CD or DVD in which case you just need to burn it and you're done.
If it spans multiple DVDs then you might want to consider getting a second hard drive to copy your data onto. If you are not comfortable with adding a second internal hard drive or you are using a laptop then you can purchase an external hard drive to back up your data.
The information you have on your hard drive could disappear in a flash. If you don't want to spend up to $3,000 to have a data recovery company retrieve what information they can from your hard drive, then take a few minutes right now and create your back up action plan.
If you ever have a data emergency your action plan will be your insurance policy. If you adhere to it, your valuable data will adhere to you!
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Scam .... save ur ass!!
Virtually anyone with an email account eventually receives
a message running one of the oldest scams in the book.
Often referred to as the "Nigerian Letter," this scam
involves getting a message from someone in a foreign
country claiming to need a way to get 21.5 million dollars
out of the country (the first country used in this scam was
Nigeria, hence the scam's name).
He knows that you "are a trustworthy individual" and if
you'll just send him your bank account information he will
deposit the money in your account and give you 15% of the
deposit.
Of course, after you give up your banking information the
scammer empties YOUR account.
Well a new scam has spawned to take advantage of one of the
web's most successful and widespread activities - online
auctions.
The scammer sends you an email offering to purchase an item
you're selling through an online auction or in the
classified section of your local paper.
They tell you a relative living in the area will pick up
the goods, however, when the check arrives, it's made out
for more than the agreed price (often thousands more).
The bidder asks you to refund the difference and keep a
percentage for your "trouble."
Of course the check is forged and, if you refund the
difference, you can kiss your money goodbye.
Moral of the story: free money is only free for the person
who steals it from you!
a message running one of the oldest scams in the book.
Often referred to as the "Nigerian Letter," this scam
involves getting a message from someone in a foreign
country claiming to need a way to get 21.5 million dollars
out of the country (the first country used in this scam was
Nigeria, hence the scam's name).
He knows that you "are a trustworthy individual" and if
you'll just send him your bank account information he will
deposit the money in your account and give you 15% of the
deposit.
Of course, after you give up your banking information the
scammer empties YOUR account.
Well a new scam has spawned to take advantage of one of the
web's most successful and widespread activities - online
auctions.
The scammer sends you an email offering to purchase an item
you're selling through an online auction or in the
classified section of your local paper.
They tell you a relative living in the area will pick up
the goods, however, when the check arrives, it's made out
for more than the agreed price (often thousands more).
The bidder asks you to refund the difference and keep a
percentage for your "trouble."
Of course the check is forged and, if you refund the
difference, you can kiss your money goodbye.
Moral of the story: free money is only free for the person
who steals it from you!
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Huge collection of Sms/Jokes that you might have read somewhere or the other
A huge collection of jokes, all in one post, hope u find time to read the enire post and have a good laugh
Santa:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark.
Banta:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters.
What is difference between a donkey and a sardar?
Only this a donkey has a tail.
Once a train was moving on the railway line. Suddenly the train got down from the railway line and started moving into the fields.
The passengers got angry and decided to punish the train driver.
When the train stopped, all the passengers came to the driver and asked:"Why did you take the train off the track into the fields."
Driver: A man came in front and was standing on the railway line.
Passeners: Why did you risk the life of so many passengers in order to save the life of one man.You should have driven the train on that man.
Driver: I was going to do this only but the man ran towards the field.
Banta is in mysoor palace
tourist guide: sir plz dont sit thr..Its tippu sultans chair
Banta:dont worry yaar i wil get up when he comes.
Banta wated to make a std call to punjab, he wanted to save money..what he did?
he went to pujab and made a local call
Santa joined in a new job..1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
boss was happy and asked what u did till evening
Santa: keyboard alphabets were not in order..so i made it order.
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news, which one would you prefer to hear it first
Patient: Well, hit me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab test result is out and you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?!
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Mumbai University Engineering Paper Question
why is fire engine red in colour?
Fire engine is red because it has a ladder
The ladder has steps
Steps have a foot which is measured by a ruler
A ruler can be a king or a queen
Elizabeth was queen of england
Elizabeth was also name of a ship
Ship floats on water
Water has fish
Fishes have fins
Fins are the people of Finland
The national flag of Finland is red
So fire engine is red in colour.....
Laloo is watching a football match
Laloo : yeh , sasurey sab ke sab football ko lat kyon mar rahey hain ???????????
Coach : Sir, goal karne key liye !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laloo : Arey !!!!!!!!!!, goal hee to hai , , or kitna goal karogey ????????????????????????
A Sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is hiding in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems. So beware of glance!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Resultis always FAIL!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do ukeep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to
his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Signboards that make you smile
ADVERTISEMENT
In a rest room:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER.
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES
WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER
YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK
OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY
THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN
ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES,
WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG
AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T
KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE
FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL
YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR
- THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Ramesh raat ko jagran se late aaya or morning main school gaya.
Teacher ask him :: A for .............
Ramesh :: (Very slowly ) Apple ....
Teacher :: Jor Se Bolo..
Ramesh :: Jai Mata Di ............
A U.P. Botanist?
a son of 2 fathers .. Dvivedi
of 3 fathers .. Trivedi
of 4 fathers .. Chaturvedi
of 5 fathers .. Pandey
of several fathers .. Misra
of unknown parentage .. Gupta
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....
In the train: T T Sadhu se bola,
Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu:- Jahan Ram ji ka janam hua tha.
TT:- Ticket Hai ?
Sadhu:- Nahi
TT:- Chalo phir
Sadhu:- Kahan?
TT:- Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha (Jail)
Is it possible that a person name and surname same...........????????
sardar jee : yes it is possible ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Santa : how ????????????????
Sardar jee : If Lara Dutta married Brian Lara, then she becomes LARA LARA Bo lo TARA TARA RA RA.................................
Santa:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark.
Banta:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters.
What is difference between a donkey and a sardar?
Only this a donkey has a tail.
Once a train was moving on the railway line. Suddenly the train got down from the railway line and started moving into the fields.
The passengers got angry and decided to punish the train driver.
When the train stopped, all the passengers came to the driver and asked:"Why did you take the train off the track into the fields."
Driver: A man came in front and was standing on the railway line.
Passeners: Why did you risk the life of so many passengers in order to save the life of one man.You should have driven the train on that man.
Driver: I was going to do this only but the man ran towards the field.
Banta is in mysoor palace
tourist guide: sir plz dont sit thr..Its tippu sultans chair
Banta:dont worry yaar i wil get up when he comes.
Banta wated to make a std call to punjab, he wanted to save money..what he did?
he went to pujab and made a local call
Santa joined in a new job..1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
boss was happy and asked what u did till evening
Santa: keyboard alphabets were not in order..so i made it order.
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news, which one would you prefer to hear it first
Patient: Well, hit me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab test result is out and you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?!
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Mumbai University Engineering Paper Question
why is fire engine red in colour?
Fire engine is red because it has a ladder
The ladder has steps
Steps have a foot which is measured by a ruler
A ruler can be a king or a queen
Elizabeth was queen of england
Elizabeth was also name of a ship
Ship floats on water
Water has fish
Fishes have fins
Fins are the people of Finland
The national flag of Finland is red
So fire engine is red in colour.....
Laloo is watching a football match
Laloo : yeh , sasurey sab ke sab football ko lat kyon mar rahey hain ???????????
Coach : Sir, goal karne key liye !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laloo : Arey !!!!!!!!!!, goal hee to hai , , or kitna goal karogey ????????????????????????
A Sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is hiding in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems. So beware of glance!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Resultis always FAIL!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do ukeep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to
his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Signboards that make you smile
ADVERTISEMENT
In a rest room:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER.
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES
WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER
YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK
OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY
THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN
ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES,
WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG
AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T
KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE
FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL
YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR
- THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Ramesh raat ko jagran se late aaya or morning main school gaya.
Teacher ask him :: A for .............
Ramesh :: (Very slowly ) Apple ....
Teacher :: Jor Se Bolo..
Ramesh :: Jai Mata Di ............
A U.P. Botanist?
a son of 2 fathers .. Dvivedi
of 3 fathers .. Trivedi
of 4 fathers .. Chaturvedi
of 5 fathers .. Pandey
of several fathers .. Misra
of unknown parentage .. Gupta
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....
In the train: T T Sadhu se bola,
Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu:- Jahan Ram ji ka janam hua tha.
TT:- Ticket Hai ?
Sadhu:- Nahi
TT:- Chalo phir
Sadhu:- Kahan?
TT:- Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha (Jail)
Is it possible that a person name and surname same...........????????
sardar jee : yes it is possible ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Santa : how ????????????????
Sardar jee : If Lara Dutta married Brian Lara, then she becomes LARA LARA Bo lo TARA TARA RA RA.................................
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